Last night President George gave his State of the Union address.
I watched it for seven minutes before I had to take four Tums.
I don't trust most of what George-e says and I have no real way to find out what he's lying about and what he's lying about more.
I only know my own state of union so I decided to focus on that instead.
Chris discovered my first grey hair about two months ago.
He has since found two more.
My skin is about as white as a ghost in a snow storm. I need a tan.
This Saturday I remembered I hadn't dusted the top of my bedroom fan in like 1.5 years. Thanks to my tall fiancé it is now clean.
I think I noticed a new freckle on my left shoulder.
I can run five minutes in row which is up quite a bit since one minute in 2007.
I and my finance committee (aka DAD) have allotted a significant amount of funds to be spent on pretty flowers, tasty food and stunning ribbon-less invitations for the 2008 fiscal year.
I think it's probably time to clip my toenails again.
State of education is first-class. This last year I read 23 books, 21 magazines, 7 newspapers, 3 love letters and 1 police report.
Department of trade is in good shape. I have already exchanged 5 gifts this year and only anticipate growth in gift trafficking.
Department of transportation is good now that I have my car back. And I think my total different means of transport in 2007 totalled 41. Train, plane, sailboat, hospital bed,...
My state is the only state that I am fully attentive to so it is up to you my friends to ensure your own state is the state you want yourself in.