C: "Ah man...what happened?! She's only been gone like 14 seconds. And, she specifically put you in that car so you wouldn't do something like this."
B: "Whatever dude, you totally pulled this thing down on me. It's so obvious you tried to escape but just got yourself trapped."
C: "Right. Try explaining that. Last night when you tried to tell her about the dolphin you saw in our bathtub all she heard was 'goo goo ga ga'."
B: "I know - I'll just start eating this thing and maybe when she comes back it will all be gone and she won't even know anything happened."
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